FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT
Millions of drunk German wasps cause chaos across Britain
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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August 24, 2015
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The 'worker' wasps are most dangerous because they are racked with boredom at this time of year, according to pest control bosses.
In America, bored WASP workers plan "team-building retreats"
and develop output measurement metrics
Posted by: Betsy | August 24, 2015 at 10:46 AM
Tonight at 11: When Queens Stop Laying
they 'don't need food bringing to them.'
Editor!
Posted by: MOTW | August 24, 2015 at 11:07 AM
It's usually drunken Brits causing chaos. And most of them are WASPs.
Posted by: Ralph | August 24, 2015 at 12:06 PM
Damn tourists.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 24, 2015 at 12:08 PM
their stings are the wurst
Posted by: ligirl | August 24, 2015 at 12:26 PM
I blame the bartenders. If you can't tell when a wasp has had enough, you shouldn't be in business.
Cut them off, call them a cab, and let them sleep it off.
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2015 at 12:59 PM
What are Women Airforce Service Pilots doing getting drunk in Germany?
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 24, 2015 at 01:53 PM
Must be a very slow news day. That happens every year over here - I always figured Yellowjackets ( = "German Wasps" in Europe) just were really hungover in the fall because they keep eating fermenting fruit and getting drunk. That's why they get so cranky.
Posted by: JohnR | August 24, 2015 at 04:28 PM
If the French are worried maybe they will get lucky again and three US Servicemen will happen to along to save them.
Posted by: 655321 | August 24, 2015 at 05:55 PM
I saw Drunk German Worker Wasps open for Sting at Wembley. It was a heckuva show!
Posted by: Nicholas | August 24, 2015 at 10:38 PM