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Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, maryann, Ric Williams, Barry Nester, Gary Schroeder, Bill Hudgins and Michael Huber, who asks "What's up with all of these side dish assaults?)
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Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 28, 2015 at 07:49 AM
"and they all moved away from me on the group w bench..."
Posted by: Mudstuffin in Klumbus | August 28, 2015 at 07:58 AM
At least he had his clothes on.
Posted by: wiredog | August 28, 2015 at 08:05 AM
Spud missle.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 28, 2015 at 08:39 AM
Let me guess -- she told him that he had to move out of her basement.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 28, 2015 at 08:54 AM
A Palm de terre-ist
Posted by: Sean In Akron | August 28, 2015 at 09:05 AM
Mr. Potatohead is not amused.
Posted by: Ralph | August 28, 2015 at 09:24 AM
A kartoffel kerfuffle.
Posted by: Heywood | August 28, 2015 at 10:50 AM
" Sure I love the dear potato salad
that shines in your hair... "
Posted by: Clankie | August 28, 2015 at 11:25 AM
he'll get to toss *lots* of salad in jail
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Kids these days, part XXCM...
Both this guy (and the woman who was drunk driving as shown just below the featured article)...need to learn some self -control. Or they could always claim it was a
reaction to being vacinated....
Posted by: funny man | August 28, 2015 at 12:03 PM
"unprovoked attack"?? Like there could be a justifiable reason for wasting perfectly good potato salad?
Posted by: Nancy Gill | August 28, 2015 at 01:56 PM
There is no good reason for this stuff to be in the hands of civilians. wanderer2575, that was my first thought too.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2015 at 02:05 PM
"After pelting his mother with grub, Smith allegedly pushed her to the ground, pulled her across the floor by her legs, and “spitted on her.”
This 34 year old needs a time-out !
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2015 at 04:18 PM
"And spitted on her"
Well, BBQ is good with potato salad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2015 at 07:33 PM
Give him back!
Posted by: manual tomato | August 28, 2015 at 08:06 PM
Provoked attack with potato salad: self-defense
Unprovoked attack with potato salad: hate crime
Posted by: FredKey | August 28, 2015 at 09:22 PM
I, for one, only attack my mother with provoked potato salad.
Posted by: tash | August 29, 2015 at 11:02 AM