ERIKA UPDATE
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Posted by: Theresa | August 28, 2015 at 08:32 AM
Shartnado alert sounded
Posted by: Sean In Akron | August 28, 2015 at 08:33 AM
You prayed for an end to the drought and God said "OK, you asked for it!"
Posted by: wiredog | August 28, 2015 at 08:40 AM
La Mer... de
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 28, 2015 at 08:42 AM
@ wiredog – yeeowch, that map should really see a urologist.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 28, 2015 at 08:54 AM
Oh, sh!t.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2015 at 09:11 AM
"Shits East"! ... hate when that happens!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 28, 2015 at 09:15 AM
I hope it empties itself completely before it reaches the Carolinas.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2015 at 09:22 AM
I thought it was Eats $h!t????
Posted by: maryqos | August 28, 2015 at 09:24 AM
Erica's Cone opened for The Sphincters in an undisclosed location. Maybe East.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 28, 2015 at 09:40 AM
That's what happens whenever I eat Chinese food.
Posted by: OldPhil | August 28, 2015 at 10:00 AM
It looks like Erika had the salsa verde.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 28, 2015 at 10:08 AM
That's why I live here on the West Coast. The last hurricane we had to worry about occurred...never. Plus we don't have alligators on our golf courses, or lizards the size of small aircraft. Crazy people, however, are so abundant that we're now exporting them to Texas.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 28, 2015 at 10:20 AM
*shatastrophic snorks @ all*
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2015 at 10:43 AM
> Yawn < Wake me when it gets to Iowa.
Posted by: Clankie | August 28, 2015 at 11:20 AM
PirateBoy, we welcome your crazy taxpayers. I lived in California for 11 years. I like it here because citizens get to keep their money.
Posted by: Tex | August 28, 2015 at 11:26 AM
The answer my friend is manure in the wind
The answer is manure in the wind.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2015 at 11:48 AM
Does all this rain help or hurt the sinkhole problem ?
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2015 at 12:04 PM
hope Dave can avoid the sh!tstorm
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2015 at 12:13 PM
If you're traveling westward and you shit east, isn't that a good thing? Unless you get caught in the downwinds....
Posted by: funny man | August 28, 2015 at 12:50 PM
PirateBoy, I'll take our occasional hurricanes over your earthquakes any day!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2015 at 02:00 PM
Shit east, young man.
Posted by: MAC | August 28, 2015 at 06:36 PM
Are those little whirly things the fans where the shit hits?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2015 at 07:21 PM
Back at MAC:
"Shit East, Grasshopper"
Posted by: Newtonian | August 28, 2015 at 11:41 PM
I hope that this storm doesn't end up doing any damage.
Posted by: Theresa | August 28, 2015 at 11:47 PM