D'OH!
Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant
(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)
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Later the police issued a statement saying the man suffered from Quadrophenia and was claiming to be Roger Daltry.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 24, 2015 at 11:05 AM
Maybe they should rename it Flori-d'oh!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 24, 2015 at 02:11 PM
"Yeah, my name is D. B. Cooper, that's right... What, now?"
Posted by: FredKey | August 24, 2015 at 08:41 PM
Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you give a fake name to a cop
To disguise your ex-con-ness, don’t swap
Your bad name for another
Felonious brother…
Else you’re headed for prison — chop-chop.
Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal
Posted by: Madeleine Begun Kane | August 30, 2015 at 06:31 PM