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August 24, 2015


Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)


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Later the police issued a statement saying the man suffered from Quadrophenia and was claiming to be Roger Daltry.

Maybe they should rename it Flori-d'oh!

"Yeah, my name is D. B. Cooper, that's right... What, now?"

Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If you give a fake name to a cop
To disguise your ex-con-ness, don’t swap
Your bad name for another
Felonious brother…
Else you’re headed for prison — chop-chop.

Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal

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