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August 10, 2015

AND YOUR POINT IS...

MYSTERIOUS FUNGUS KILLING SNAKES IN AT LEAST 9 STATES

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Send that fungus to the Everglades!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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That should thin the ranks out before the election.

First it came for the frogs, and I did not care —
Because I was not a frog.

Then it came for the bats, and I did not care —
Because I was not a bat.

Then it came for the snakes, and I did not care —
Because I was not a snake.

Then it came for me — and there was nothing left to care about me.

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