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August 21, 2015


Cops Arrest Florida Man, 40, For Sauerkraut Battery On Girlfriend

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I saw Sauerkraut Battery open for the Dresden Dolls

What's that snmell?

snmell is a German word for hurry up and leave.

It is as the Notorious B.I.G. hath foretold:
Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage
Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage

Am I the only one who didn't know that sauerkraut had batteries?

Maybe she was acting like a brat.

Jeff, the batteries are sold separately.

Is a sauerkraut battery like those potato batteries we made in science class?

Well, sauerkraut is often categorized as acidic and/or alkaline...

Der *schnork* @ Heywood


Florida actually has law that on the books? Whoa.

Where do you buy them?

How do you "charge" them?

Do they last longer than Duracell and Everready?

I hope she brat him up on charges. He sounds like a real wiener.

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