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Cops Arrest Florida Man, 40, For Sauerkraut Battery On Girlfriend
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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I saw Sauerkraut Battery open for the Dresden Dolls
Posted by: poker | August 21, 2015 at 12:49 PM
What's that snmell?
Posted by: manual tomato | August 21, 2015 at 01:00 PM
snmell is a German word for hurry up and leave.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 21, 2015 at 01:01 PM
It is as the Notorious B.I.G. hath foretold:
Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage
Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 21, 2015 at 01:04 PM
Am I the only one who didn't know that sauerkraut had batteries?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2015 at 02:19 PM
Maybe she was acting like a brat.
Posted by: Heywood | August 21, 2015 at 02:40 PM
Jeff, the batteries are sold separately.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 21, 2015 at 03:14 PM
Is a sauerkraut battery like those potato batteries we made in science class?
Posted by: padraig | August 21, 2015 at 03:19 PM
Well, sauerkraut is often categorized as acidic and/or alkaline...
Der *schnork* @ Heywood
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 21, 2015 at 05:40 PM
http://kristenbaumlier.com/2012/09/17/got-sauerkraut-sauerkraut-powered-robots/
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | August 21, 2015 at 06:46 PM
Florida actually has law that on the books? Whoa.
Posted by: FredKey | August 21, 2015 at 08:43 PM
Where do you buy them?
How do you "charge" them?
Do they last longer than Duracell and Everready?
Posted by: funny man | August 21, 2015 at 09:26 PM
I hope she brat him up on charges. He sounds like a real wiener.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 23, 2015 at 02:24 AM