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July 23, 2015

WHILE UNDER THERE, HE CHARGED HIS *FOUR* CELLPHONES

Police say a man sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed in a spare room for three days before the homeowner realized what had happened.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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Scientists tell us nature abhors a void or vacuum.

She should charge him rent, at NYC rates.

He needs a better/faster charger! 3 days for 4 phones?

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This is exactly why I always fire a couple of rounds from my shotgun under the bed before I go to sleep at night.

Sign him to a lease. Who can pass up a really quiet boarder. If he'll stay under the bed you can even rent out the top of the bed to someone else. What a deal!

Like all guests, he started to stink after three days.

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