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July 30, 2015


You Can Buy This Ridiculous Flamethrower If You Are an Insane Person

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who says "I bet it comes with a Winnebago of release forms.")


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I'll take one! Now where is that dentist who shot the lion...

Here, hold my beer.

And get off my lawn!

I'll brown yer creme brulee. Industrial s'mores maker.

For those times you want "instant BBQ" fresh and hot!

Are we not an impatient and spoiled lot?

The X15, according to Whitehead, shoots about 50 feet and holds 3.3 gallons of fuel. XMatter also offers a napalm mix. "That stuff really works well." All users need to do is add a few drops per gallon. "It turns it into almost like a syrupy substance. Really cool."

I love this guy! Let's chip in and send him to Washington.

Christmas is coming!

DO NOT confuse this with your scuba tank.

One of my fondest memories growing up was going to the firing range with my Dad.

We practiced every safety element in the book.

I would have totally rocked using the flamethrower at the firing range. I'm not sure Dad would have approved, but he would probably have given it a try.

Ms. Flukey, let me know if you find the dentist and need any help with that flamethrower.

I am reminded of George Carlin's musings about the origin of the flame thrower.

Some guy was setting there thinking, "I really want to set that thing/person on fire, but I don't want to get too close." And the flame thrower was born.

But I don't want to get too close......

It is about time they started screening weapons buyers for mental illnesses

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