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You Can Buy This Ridiculous Flamethrower If You Are an Insane Person
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who says "I bet it comes with a Winnebago of release forms.")
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July 30, 2015
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I'll take one! Now where is that dentist who shot the lion...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 30, 2015 at 08:13 PM
Here, hold my beer.
Posted by: Deadstick | July 30, 2015 at 08:22 PM
And get off my lawn!
Posted by: Ralph | July 30, 2015 at 08:25 PM
I'll brown yer creme brulee. Industrial s'mores maker.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2015 at 09:29 PM
For those times you want "instant BBQ" fresh and hot!
Are we not an impatient and spoiled lot?
Posted by: funny man | July 30, 2015 at 09:37 PM
The X15, according to Whitehead, shoots about 50 feet and holds 3.3 gallons of fuel. XMatter also offers a napalm mix. "That stuff really works well." All users need to do is add a few drops per gallon. "It turns it into almost like a syrupy substance. Really cool."
I love this guy! Let's chip in and send him to Washington.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2015 at 10:12 PM
Christmas is coming!
Posted by: FredKey | July 31, 2015 at 08:07 AM
DO NOT confuse this with your scuba tank.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 31, 2015 at 08:34 AM
One of my fondest memories growing up was going to the firing range with my Dad.
We practiced every safety element in the book.
I would have totally rocked using the flamethrower at the firing range. I'm not sure Dad would have approved, but he would probably have given it a try.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 31, 2015 at 09:31 AM
Ms. Flukey, let me know if you find the dentist and need any help with that flamethrower.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2015 at 11:11 AM
I am reminded of George Carlin's musings about the origin of the flame thrower.
Some guy was setting there thinking, "I really want to set that thing/person on fire, but I don't want to get too close." And the flame thrower was born.
But I don't want to get too close......
Posted by: 655321 | July 31, 2015 at 01:16 PM
It is about time they started screening weapons buyers for mental illnesses
Posted by: @OzzieDollar | July 31, 2015 at 08:48 PM