THE OMEN 4
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July 31, 2015
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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
In an ironic twist, the little squirt will someday hire his hero to sue his mother for totally f@#$*%g up his psyche.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 31, 2015 at 09:13 PM
$5 says the kid will grow up and chase ambulances.
It also helps if you read this story in the voice of Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons:
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 01, 2015 at 11:17 AM
I will have to bring up the idea of a life-size cut out to cover the reference desk when we have to walk away.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 01, 2015 at 01:22 PM
That's what I imagine Bill Doberman looks like. (He'll fight for you!)
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 01, 2015 at 02:09 PM
"Is today your birthday? If so, you may be entitled to PRESENTS. Call my office for a free consultation. Our legal staff will fight to get you all the PRESENTS you are entitled to."
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | August 03, 2015 at 10:57 AM