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Security Administration officers found an assortment of suspicious items in his bag. They included:
– Two smoke grenades
– 12 bottle rockets
– A hatchet
– A folding saw
– Three rope cutters with straight-edged blades
– A fixed-blade knife
– A credit card knife
– A utility knife
– Two folding knives
(Thanks to wiredog)
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C'mon, TSA! Can't you recognize he's a door to door salesman for WEAPONS R US, a new divison of that famous brush company?
Posted by: funny man | July 23, 2015 at 02:52 PM
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 23, 2015 at 04:23 PM
So what do YOU pack for a trip?
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 23, 2015 at 05:17 PM
What tipped them off is that the bottle rocket was more than three ounces.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 23, 2015 at 05:32 PM
"Crawford explained that he had been on a camping trip...."
With that gear, was he camping in downtown Baltimore?
Posted by: Ralph | July 23, 2015 at 06:45 PM
he could take them in a fair flight...
Posted by: billb | July 23, 2015 at 10:29 PM
No duct tape? Amateur.
Posted by: padraig | July 24, 2015 at 09:38 AM
It takes a lot to get the attention of the TSA
Posted by: Nick | July 24, 2015 at 11:06 AM
"And a partriiidge in a pear treeeee."
Posted by: Dan Barr | July 24, 2015 at 11:50 AM
Sorry, ubetcha. Posted mine before I saw yours. You get "first", of course.
Posted by: Dan Barr | July 24, 2015 at 11:51 AM