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July 31, 2015

GIVE IT THE CHAIR

Man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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A case where police brutality would be justified.

My cat often tries my morning cereal and stuffs her paw or nose into the dish. But of course I do not call the police - I call my wife to complain.

I bet the squirrel put the wife up to it.

He also wants them to arrest his dog for crapping on his lawn.

My cat loudly insists on a couple slices of lunch meat turkey for breakfast. Mrs. wanderer has created a monster.

Cats own you. Treat them nicely or else.

And I speak from personal experience.

wanderer our cats would get along great. Your cat likes lunch meat turkey and my cat goes crazy over potato chips. They could have a little cat picnic together!

Steve Martin foresaw this decades ago with his cat handcuffs bit.

What a pussy.

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