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July 23, 2015

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A woman accused of bashing a man with a meat tenderizer and a broomstick got locked up on a felony charge, according to an affidavit and a police report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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♫ Try a little tenderizer ♫

Tiffany Kearns ==>
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.. and many, many more ..

Can you hear me now? GET. OUT.

Meat softening tools should not be the hands of Floridians.

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I'm so glad the article explained the normal uses of meat tenderizers and brooms. So many news stories these days leave out the details.

Broom Hilda? I thought she only existed in the comics.

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