MAYBE WE SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION
Reason for recent spike in shark attacks: Too many people in the ocean
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
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lemme simplify that convoluted math equation:
1 shark = subtract my @ss right out of the ocean
done
Posted by: ligirl | June 30, 2015 at 11:25 AM
No need to be shark food.
Posted by: Theresa | June 30, 2015 at 11:28 AM
Alternate theory.
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Swim where there are a lot of sea lions. That should solve the problem.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 30, 2015 at 11:35 AM
So basically we are just part of a giant, watery buffet.
Charming.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 30, 2015 at 11:35 AM
Just when everyone thought it was safe to back in the water again.
Is the geezer bus parked by the beach?
Posted by: Bob | June 30, 2015 at 12:38 PM
When there are too many of one species in an area, Nature adjusts to fix the balance. Bring popcorn and a lawn chair.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 30, 2015 at 01:36 PM
I'm with ligirl. You won't see me at the Outer Banks anytime soon! Our local news keeps saying the sharks are coming closer to the shore because it's been so hot which makes no sense to me. Wouldn't it be cooler out in the deeper water?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2015 at 01:39 PM
sharkfood is scarce b/c of global warming. so they swim further and further out to find lunch. leave the hostess bathing suit in the closet, nursecindy!
Posted by: direretriever | June 30, 2015 at 02:27 PM
Until further notice I will be closing my Pork Chop Life Vest concession stand.
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 30, 2015 at 04:56 PM
I always go swimming with my chum.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 30, 2015 at 05:30 PM