IT HAPPENED IN BEND
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Beaver sightings like this causing injury were taboo at the high school library, The Beaver Shot Palace.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 26, 2015 at 03:39 PM
I'm introducing a Beaver Control Bill next session.
Posted by: Congressman Harry Hooters | June 26, 2015 at 04:09 PM
Two men were injured when they were attacked by a beaver near Lava Island Falls
eruptile dysfunction ?
Posted by: ligirl | June 26, 2015 at 04:16 PM
Beaver Attack sounds like a good movie. Who else was in it besides Two Hurt?
Posted by: Kennef | June 26, 2015 at 04:27 PM
It's dangerous to live in Oregon. One stupid mistake here gets you killed.
Posted by: Dave M | June 26, 2015 at 04:36 PM
Same old story. Two guys who can't leave beavers alone.
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2015 at 07:19 PM
All double entendres aside (yeah, I'm no fun), if two guys came charging into my laboriously crafted dam, I'd bite the f*c out of 'em. That's even worse than using the guest towels.
Posted by: Betsy | June 26, 2015 at 07:41 PM
Nonetheless, those things must remain in civilian hands.
Posted by: Bob | June 26, 2015 at 07:42 PM
"...when they climbed into a beaver dam and were attacked by the animal protecting its home."
Beavers live in lodges, not dams. It's damn near impossible to climb into (as opposed to onto) a beaver dam, and incredibly stupid to try to climb into the underwater entrance of a lodge. I suspect these guys were already around the bend.
Posted by: Ralph | June 26, 2015 at 08:43 PM
Here in Oreegooon, we have folks that live in the city and have jobs and pay taxes, and then the rest of the state is full of 'Deliverance' red-neck cow-mounting freeks.
If they can't shoot it or hump it, they will destroy it.
Posted by: billb | June 26, 2015 at 09:27 PM
Update: It was a dam, not a lodge, and they were on it, not in it.
Posted by: Ralph | June 27, 2015 at 05:43 AM
Beaver Attack recently opened for Pussy Riot in Moscow.
Posted by: OldPhil | June 27, 2015 at 09:36 AM
"When your beaver attacks" was an educational film
we saw in high school. I think a government-friendly division of Disney made it.
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2015 at 10:37 AM