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June 28, 2015

IT ENDED UP WITH A DEGREE IN ART HISTORY

Black Bear Crashes College Party

(Thanks to Charles Cates, Ralph and Al Barkafski)

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So it wasn't Bring Your Own  Bear?

"....a tattoo on the bear's inner lip indicates that it was from New Jersey." From now on, when I meet someone who says they are from New Jersey, I'll just ask them to show me their inner lip.

I think the bear is eligible to attend the reunion.

Good place to put your zip code. (Inner lip.)

Then, if you are ever lost, have someone drop you in a nearby Postal Box...


Oh, maybe not. The Postal service uses a lot of part timers who don't really care.

The bear "lumbered close to the party and scared the living daylights out of people," police Chief Mark DiLuzio said.

DiLuzio noted, off the record, that the bear was offered a scholarship if he would sign as a lead
tackle for the college team. (Hypothetical)

Bluto?

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