FRANCE ETC.
Escaped Giant Rhea Bird Can Disembowel A Human With One Strike
(Thanks to Azaliah Yadinah-Parker and Charles Cates)
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Yikes. Stay out of Nottinghamshire.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2015 at 11:02 AM
"They're quite stealthy."
Well, THAT'S reassuring.
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 26, 2015 at 11:32 AM
That's a lot more severe than the "3 Strikes, You're Out" laws that we have here.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 26, 2015 at 11:41 AM
this guy better watch his back
Posted by: ligirl | June 26, 2015 at 12:19 PM
I always say keep you backside covered....
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2015 at 12:58 PM
So it ranks somewhere between sharks and cows on the death scale?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 26, 2015 at 01:22 PM
So this is a rheapeat from 2014
Posted by: Kennef | June 26, 2015 at 01:33 PM
I'll be cowering behind France if anyone needs me.
Posted by: Bob | June 26, 2015 at 01:38 PM
BOLO. And when you find it you know where to send it.
Posted by: @OzzieDollar | June 26, 2015 at 01:56 PM
A giant Rhea? Run backwards for the hills...
(Ask Danny DeVito if you think this isn't scary...)
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2015 at 02:28 PM
Escaped Giant Rhea Bird Can Disembowel A Human With One Strike.
Let's get some lawyers (solicitors) and put on a show!
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 26, 2015 at 02:52 PM
The 'Dis' in disembowel is not a prefix. The word was designed by way of grammatical camouflage to inflict unimaginable grammatical pain and a pitiful death.
- In the future when watching Jeopardy or something, and the answer is, which Dave Berry blogger coined the phrase 'grammatical camolflage'? The name manual tomato could be worth remembering.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 26, 2015 at 03:20 PM
And if the kick doesn't disembowel, it can cause dysmenorrhea.
Posted by: Ralph | June 26, 2015 at 08:33 PM
"A fugitive rhea roamed the English countryside for two months in 2014. It was eventually shot and turned into gourmet sausages."
It was the Denny's special of the day.
Posted by: OldPhil | June 27, 2015 at 09:40 AM