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June 26, 2015


Woman trying to kiss llama gets face full of spit

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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As they once said in "Far Side":

"Llook, Llarry, llamas!"

Como say llama?

"While you're touching up the roots, pour a little down my throat."

right, manual tomato -

me thinks curvybarbie's drapes don't match the carpet in the dream house, iykwim

I'm no Georgina of the jungle but even I know llamas and camels spit. That's because I'm a redhead. We're smart.

alternate headline:

"Llama spits on woman for violating personal space"

Can't fix stupid.

That is funny. Not only do they spit they will jump up on you too.

Wasn't "Is your Mama a Llama?" one of those funny Ray Stevens songs?

I thought lamas were supposed to spend their time meditating about peace and stuff. No wonder he spat in her face.

I thought he was a man of peace.

Is Your Mama a Llama was a children’s book by Deborah Guarino and Steven Kellogg. Song by Lynne and Danny Chait, sung to the book.

Not to be confused with Flanders and Swann’s The Gnu Song.

Dalai Lama is a man of peace; Picasso was a man of pieces; Tolstoy was a man of War and Peace; llama is a critter of peas.

My friend retired, moved to Wyoming and purchased two llamas: Dolly and Tony. How could they be named anything else?

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