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June 30, 2015

ALERT LEVEL: VERY VERY RED

1,000 people possibly sickened by fecal matter in French mud run

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Don't you mean, Alert Level Brown?

'The Mud Day organizers said they are making "every effort to determine what could be causing stomach upset" in some of the run's participants.'

- perhaps the participant's runs ?

So I see the French are still running from things.

Mal de Merde.

Due to symptoms of bloody diarrhea, nausea and vomiting an imminent French surrender has been put on an aggressive regiment of antibiotics.

The participants have mud run mud runs

some scruffy-haired american traveler to paris recently told them there was no need to keep their 'grey poupon' in the fridge. 'nooo need to refrigerate!' it was said, he expounded.

Come on, Jake. It's France.

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