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May 22, 2015

WE'RE HOPING SHE'S NOT AN AIRLINE PILOT

Brazilian Woman Can Now Legally Masturbate At Work

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

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47 times a day? That's almost as much as your average teenage boy.

I'm saying she should become an air traffic controller.

What time do you get off, Sonia?

"National Masturbation Month" How did I miss that?

@Pirateboy: 11. And 11:15. and...

bob from accounting, try not to get chipotle on these sales invoices. sonia, try not to get poon on accounts receivable.

We Americans are lucky this is covered in our constitution: "...pursuit of hapiness..."

Expect an additional 15 minutes of hold time on help line calls.

How do you say "buttering the whisker biscuit" in Portuguese?

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