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May 20, 2015

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

An Ohio man is behind bars after a drunken rampage at Walt Disney World's Fort Wilderness Resort in Florida ended with him crashing a golf cart into a pier and then almost drowning in a lake, deputies said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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The guy is Goofy.

Is there a problem, officer? Mickey said it was OK.

this concludes todays PSA: dont drink and drown.

I am shocked, SHOCKED!, that nakedness was not involved.

Needless to say, he got his Florida license immediately.

Here in O-hi-a we call this Saturday

Woo-hoo! O-HI-O man! Represent!

We don't condone this type of behavior in IN.

Whatever makes you happy.

If this happened anywhere else in Florida he would have been totally ignored. That's a typical day at The Villages.

Disney later declined to press charges when they found out he was the new creative director for the revamped "adult" Muppets TV show coming soon.

ur right, jeff : 'A manager spotted the 27-year-old stumbling goofily . . .'

- acting like he'd been slipped a mickey, the mousy man stole a minnie golf cart & duckily dunked into the lake.

what a character

Then he started yelling "Zip A Dee Doo Dah." Bystanders noticed his shoulders were caked with bluebird guano.

The Happiest F'n Place On Earth

if he can't launch that cart off the end of the pier at full speed, he is an amateur.
Its all about hang time over the water, before you die...

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