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May 25, 2015

'SUSPECTED OF BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE'

Naked Man Attempts to Steal Baby at Graduation

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Don Faber)

It's definitely a concern:

Dave -

While there is more than occasionally some overlap, I'm thinking that Naked Man is beginning to outstrip Florida Man in exposure. And Naked Man isn't confined to the Sunshine State - barely a day goes by that he doesn't pop up someplace. Maybe Florida Man's genes mutated?

Best, Bill Hudgins

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Florida man is being outstripped!

"I'm going to snort this meth and run over to the graduation. Hold my clothes and run this baby bottle full of formula under hot water."

Naked man has been around since ancient times. He even has statues celebrating him.

I think you can make a Venn diagram showing where Florida Man and Naked Man overlap. Naked Man is sometimes in Florida, and Florida Man sometimes is naked.

he thought education was ruining young people.
what proof did he have? 100?

In Delaware it is the Bear Man/Woman. It sounds naked on the radio.

Oh yes they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet...

Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!

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