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Waffling is NOT a wise strategy.
Posted by: B.Clinton | May 26, 2015 at 02:19 PM
The Waffle Chronicles:
'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there"
Posted by: Alkali Bill | May 26, 2015 at 02:25 PM
That's actually how the biker shoot-out in Waco got started.
Posted by: texican | May 26, 2015 at 02:29 PM
I'm sure their children are proud.
Waffle makers apparently are complicated. Mrs. Wanderer usually takes it upon herself to instruct baffled guests on how to use the thing when we go to breakfast at hotels.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 26, 2015 at 02:31 PM
The other confronted her and said, 'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there," Cole said.
In other words, Leggo my Eggo.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2015 at 02:49 PM
And in other news... Mason County, the Flathead County of Michigan?
Discuss.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2015 at 02:50 PM
Jeff, I'd stay the hell off the Mason County lawn, IYKWIM(AITYD). They seem a mite touchy about the quantity and availability of their simple carbohydrates.
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2015 at 03:00 PM
It would not have been the first breakfast bar fight that I have seen.
I wish I was trying for a pun, but I'm not.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 26, 2015 at 03:25 PM
"Hey, how'd you get those grid marks all over your fa–"
"DOOONNN'T wanna talk about it..."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 26, 2015 at 03:29 PM
Pure Michigan!
(My home state, BTW)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 26, 2015 at 04:47 PM
Low brain cell count may have been involved.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 26, 2015 at 05:23 PM
WAFFLE WARS a new reality show coming soon to cable!
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 26, 2015 at 05:30 PM
The stores are already preparing for Christmas:
"Here we come, a-waffleing...:
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 26, 2015 at 11:09 PM
Get it together. This isn't a Chuck E Cheese.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 27, 2015 at 01:36 AM