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May 26, 2015


MASON COUNTY, MI – Two women fighting over the waffle maker in a Mason County hotel apparently ignited a major disruption over the holiday weekend inside the hotel's buffet-style breakfast area, police say.

(Thanks to DaveM)


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Waffling is NOT a wise strategy.

The Waffle Chronicles:

'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there"

That's actually how the biker shoot-out in Waco got started.

I'm sure their children are proud.

Waffle makers apparently are complicated. Mrs. Wanderer usually takes it upon herself to instruct baffled guests on how to use the thing when we go to breakfast at hotels.

The other confronted her and said, 'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there," Cole said.

In other words, Leggo my Eggo.

And in other news... Mason County, the Flathead County of Michigan?


Jeff, I'd stay the hell off the Mason County lawn, IYKWIM(AITYD). They seem a mite touchy about the quantity and availability of their simple carbohydrates.

It would not have been the first breakfast bar fight that I have seen.

I wish I was trying for a pun, but I'm not.

"Hey, how'd you get those grid marks all over your fa–"
"DOOONNN'T wanna talk about it..."

Pure Michigan!

(My home state, BTW)

Low brain cell count may have been involved.

WAFFLE WARS a new reality show coming soon to cable!

The stores are already preparing for Christmas:

"Here we come, a-waffleing...:

Get it together. This isn't a Chuck E Cheese.

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