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May 28, 2015


Cornwall bans the "mankini"

(Thanks to judy b.)


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Rumored that mankini wearers are also avid cornhole players.

- as long as they keep their manholes covered, texican

but now how are we supposed to get our pharmers tans?

Thank God ! This is where you get spotted dick isn't it ?

I almost clicked on that link... And then, I thought... No, better not.

I don't see a problem with the mankini. Wonder what it looks like from behind? On second thought, maybe it should be banned.

Those should have gone out with the mullet.

He's gonna need a bigger pair of socks.

cornwall bans the mankini
doo-dah, doo-dah,
no one likes a slung weenie
oh, doo-dah day

All I can think of is The Todd

chorus to Cornwall bans the mankini:

go put on board shorts
maybe some Burmudas
don't want banana hammocks in my face
now try not to be so gay

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