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May 21, 2015


Man goes to court with stuffed owl as his lawyer

(Thanks to funny man)


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Different details are here: http://www.atlredline.com/defendant-brings-his-stuffed-animal-to-court-to-be-h-1705850688

Probably better than most Ivy Leaguers

Employed by the firm Tigger, Pooh, Kanga and Owl, Esq.

Who who who's in contempt?

Of course the fuzzy horned owl did nothing. For defense in civil court you want either the Eastern or Western screech owl, depending on jurisdiction, of course.

Of the firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe?

A lawyer is supposed to be a Barred Owl.

They attend the same church? Keep a tight grip on the offering plate.

I've always wondered what X the Owl has been doing since Mister Rogers' Neighborhood went off the air.

"Objection! Your honor, the defence is "owling" my
client. And if you can't badger a witness, you should not be allowed to owl him either.

And he keeps staring at me..."

It eventually made it to a-pellet court.

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