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May 26, 2015

HEALTH ADVISORY

Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

(Thanks to Ross)

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Good to know.

- & that middle finger child will always stick up for you

Well, shouldn't be too hard when it's time to push.

'course they'll also get 'the clap'

Didn't they open for Bobby McFerrin on the "Don't Worry, Be Happy" Tour?

But try to understand, try to understand
Oh, oh, try, try, try to understand,
He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands

One fewer recruiting tool.

*snorked* so hard at ligirl got purple carrot and blackberry smoothie all over pretty much everything in sight.

That's the sound of one hand claping?

If he believes that,I've got a bridge I'd like to sell him.

Nobody's buying my bridge story, are they?

And this is worse than going blind ?

And if you have played Cornhole a whole lot . . .

Little hands are coming!

So the blog men will be pregnant with roughly 24,590,351,200 children? (I rounded down.)

Anyone can see there aren't a billion one-handed people running around, assuming that they're not blind from you-know-what.

season 3 trivia:
what do theon greyjoy and jaime lannister have in common?

My mom told me I'd get hairy palms. After a couple of days, I decided it was worth the risk. Fortunately, Mom was wrong.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood.

— Monty Python

Beware....

Of the pregnant paws.

"Han" job so to speak.

HEH, with those baggy dresses the men over there wear, you think they jack it every 15 minutes....

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