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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2015 at 09:07 AM
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. ~ John Wayne ~
Posted by: MOTW | May 27, 2015 at 09:52 AM
Where I come from we call that Thursday.
Posted by: FredKey | May 27, 2015 at 10:03 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | May 27, 2015 at 10:04 AM
Sounds like my last performance review at work.
Posted by: LeDud | May 27, 2015 at 11:28 AM
How romantic!
Just hang a
"Stupid"sign withname and phone number, and the babes will be lining up!
Might I suggest this Robin Thicke song....
Posted by: funny man | May 27, 2015 at 12:21 PM
"The 41-year-old stag was left with his hands behind his back for 30 minutes before his ‘friends’ eventually put him out of his misery."
That party took a dark turn.
Posted by: Dave M | May 27, 2015 at 02:17 PM
One presumes there was a bride somewhere?
Posted by: Digger | May 27, 2015 at 03:48 PM