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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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My buddy is pretty sure he dated her. He showed me the marks to prove it.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2015 at 06:48 PM
These stories about "vamps" are starting to get a little long-in-the-tooth.
Posted by: Pirateboy, seeing Dark Shadows | May 31, 2015 at 08:02 PM
Self-Proclaimed Vampire WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2015 at 08:52 PM
"She's the sweetest girl I've ever known," Earl said.
And most likely, the only girl he's ever known, if he thinks she's "sweeet".
In in the background, I hear "Addicted to Love"...
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2015 at 09:38 PM
She's been doing this for centuries.
Posted by: Bob | June 01, 2015 at 02:05 PM