DON'T SAY THIS BLOG DIDN'T WARN YOU
Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels Are Attacking MTA Workers
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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May 29, 2015
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Clinton Foundation donors or human squirrels? You decide.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 29, 2015 at 02:03 PM
Terrorist was reportedly shouting,"ACORNu AKBAR!!!"
during the assault.
Posted by: texican | May 29, 2015 at 02:20 PM
And did he ever return?
No, he never returned.
And his fate is still unlearned.
He may ride forever,
Through the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.
I can't believe I remember that. Now, where did we leave the geezer bus...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 29, 2015 at 02:21 PM
gray lives matter
Posted by: ligirl | May 29, 2015 at 02:26 PM
With this, the squirrels have finally crossed my red line. So I'm going to do nothing.
Posted by: Clankie | May 29, 2015 at 02:46 PM
Didn't Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels open for Anthrax?
Posted by: Jeff Schneider | May 29, 2015 at 03:16 PM
Fair is fair. Squirrels make a tasty stew.
Posted by: 655321 | May 29, 2015 at 04:14 PM
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" Orwell
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 29, 2015 at 04:39 PM
What kind of stew do they make?
Posted by: Jeff | May 29, 2015 at 07:22 PM
Which is why NY subway workers should carry a bottle of extra hot hot sauce. Use it like a Floridian would use UV protection.
Posted by: funny man | May 29, 2015 at 07:24 PM
Equip NYC trains with sharks; problem solved.
Posted by: Ralph | May 29, 2015 at 07:35 PM
Aren't the red ones English?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 30, 2015 at 09:01 AM
The funny thing is, I saw Cannibal Rodents open for MTA Charlie who were opening for Chicago Transit Authority.
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2015 at 09:54 AM
Ms. F, I think the geezer bus is in a parking garage that raised its rates while we were gone.
Posted by: Bob | May 30, 2015 at 01:26 PM
Bob ~ I'm just happy someone out there understands me. :)
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 30, 2015 at 09:49 PM