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May 29, 2015


Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels Are Attacking MTA Workers

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)


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Clinton Foundation donors or human squirrels? You decide.

Terrorist was reportedly shouting,"ACORNu AKBAR!!!"
during the assault.

And did he ever return?
No, he never returned.
And his fate is still unlearned.
He may ride forever,
Through the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.

I can't believe I remember that. Now, where did we leave the geezer bus...

gray lives matter

With this, the squirrels have finally crossed my red line. So I'm going to do nothing.

Didn't Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels open for Anthrax?

Fair is fair. Squirrels make a tasty stew.

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" Orwell

What kind of stew do they make?

Which is why NY subway workers should carry a bottle of extra hot hot sauce. Use it like a Floridian would use UV protection.

Equip NYC trains with sharks; problem solved.

Aren't the red ones English?

The funny thing is, I saw Cannibal Rodents open for MTA Charlie who were opening for Chicago Transit Authority.

Ms. F, I think the geezer bus is in a parking garage that raised its rates while we were gone.

Bob ~ I'm just happy someone out there understands me. :)

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