DOES THIS MEAN I CAN STOP PAYING TAXES?
So apparently I've been deceased since 2001.
(Thanks to funny man)
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May 25, 2015
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It was the colonoscopy that did him in.
We hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 25, 2015 at 10:38 AM
Dead man writing!
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 25, 2015 at 10:39 AM
1918 was a good year: the War ended, Dave Barry was born...
Posted by: Clankie | May 25, 2015 at 11:21 AM
Damn, Dave, you look pretty good for 83...and deceased.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2015 at 11:35 AM
From independent research. they have both the dob and
dod wrong.
I, for one, am glad.
Posted by: funny man | May 25, 2015 at 11:36 AM
And your last role was in Disco Sexpot.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3666274/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1
Not a very auspicious way to leave this earth.
Posted by: Dave M | May 25, 2015 at 11:39 AM
If we assume that you are not actually dead, however unfair that assumption may be, we are coming up on your 100th birthday. Since you, like the Statue of Liberty, were presented to the American people as a gift from France, I hope you are planning plenty of fireworks, a parade of long ships, and a tribute to Moe Howard, who inspired your hair style.
Posted by: Uncle Scoopy | May 25, 2015 at 11:55 AM
Can this be right? I seem to remember painting fire hydrants to look like Dave Barry during the year-long celebration of his bicentennial.
Posted by: FredKey | May 25, 2015 at 12:00 PM
Ding, dong, Dave Barry's dead!
…but only in the Land of Oz.
Posted by: Elf Odin | May 25, 2015 at 01:13 PM
Dave was great as Beinstock in Some Like it Hot
Posted by: evilroy | May 25, 2015 at 01:18 PM
Why yes, Dave. Yes it does.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 25, 2015 at 01:43 PM
I don't remember ever reading about these other kids. How many of them had a ride in the Wienermobile>
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 25, 2015 at 03:30 PM
Dave is one heck of a ghost writer.
Posted by: EyeGore | May 25, 2015 at 05:08 PM
'Barried alive' ?!
Posted by: ligirl | May 25, 2015 at 05:42 PM
That's what you get for moving to Beverly Hills.
Posted by: mesmo | May 25, 2015 at 06:50 PM
It just feels that way after you drink beverages out of toilet-shaped foam containers.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 26, 2015 at 11:33 AM
Dave, I'm so sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | May 26, 2015 at 04:31 PM
You can stop paying taxes, but you're still eligible to vote multiple times in each Chicago election.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | May 26, 2015 at 04:34 PM