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May 25, 2015


Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers

(Thanks to Ralph)


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We'll never even scratch the surface of puns for this one.

I guess he won't exactly be caught red-handed.

If he has a rash that would explain it.

Must be contagious if the police have it also.

Are there other kinds of flashers? Like, hey, get a load of my ankle?

Ms. Flukey: perhaps in Victorian times...ankle flashing could put you in the stocks

Thrasher rash?

Don't look, Ethyl!

I saw Rasher of Flashers open for U2.

When flashed one should say, "That sort of looks like a penis, only smaller."

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