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Man stuffed AK-47 rifle down his pants at Davie pawn shop
You know the state.
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
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Oh man, I know right where that is. Not exactly a deserted location either.
Posted by: Android© | May 29, 2015 at 09:20 AM
Is that an AK47 in your pants or are you (insert punchline here).
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 29, 2015 at 09:25 AM
Yet another New Yorker relocated to the Sunshine State when the continent rolled the crazies to the Southeast.
So basically, this guy was trying out which assault rifle felt the most comfortable stuffed down his pants?
NTTAWWT, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2015 at 09:30 AM
Dirty Harry, The Enforcer, Magnum Force, Dead Pool, Sudden Impact and now the trailer from Disgusting Pathetic Filthy Marlon.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 29, 2015 at 09:30 AM
video made him a pawn star
Posted by: ligirl | May 29, 2015 at 09:56 AM
Guns are dangerous and this idiot is lucky. In fact just a few months ago my dad was cleaning an antique rifle and accidentally shot out his sliding glass door. He had never loaded the rifle so it was an old shell in the chamber and you couldn't see it. In his defense, the door was asking for it.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2015 at 10:44 AM
He must be missing an important part down there to be able to stuff an AK-47 in his pants
Posted by: Theresa | May 29, 2015 at 11:43 AM
do you have the bayonet model??
Posted by: direretriever | May 29, 2015 at 12:01 PM
nursecindy - glad your dad's ok, but if only the sliders were french doors
- then they would've surrendered
Posted by: ligirl | May 29, 2015 at 12:04 PM
Sort of validates the Compensation Theory of gun ownership.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 29, 2015 at 12:29 PM
Ladies,
imagine him asking
"Does this Ak47 make me look hot?"
And the answer, in unison, like a choruss "NO!"
Posted by: funny man | May 29, 2015 at 05:44 PM
His quick draw must have been a sight to behold.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2015 at 09:24 PM
...And I now have this horrible Samuel L. Jackson voice in my head: "AK47: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf****r in your Fruit Of The Looms!"
Yes, my brain is a scary place. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2015 at 09:25 PM