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May 27, 2015


After a three-fourths empty bottle of vodka was found on the floorboard of his car and he failed a sobriety field test, Jonathan A. Stauffer made this admission, according to police records: “Maybe I shouldn’t have drank as much as I did.”

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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"And the Steven Tyler lookalike style doesn't really work for me either."

Jonathan Stauffer ==>
Ah not just fanfare
Ajar shat often fun

There should never be more alcohol in you than is in your gas tank.

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Bruce Jenner? Whore-moans working....?

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