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April 16, 2015

'YOUR HONOR, I DON'T RECALL THE EVENTS, BUT I WOKE UP IN JAIL'

Man admits to urinating on Aspen Police car

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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Bad boys. Bad boys. What'cha gonna' do when they pee on you. Bad boys.

Blackouts, I've had a few, too few to mention.

Stand over here against the car and put your penis behind your back.

That reminds me. I think I'm out of washer fluid.

I've worked with a lot of cops and trust me. They hate it when you mess up their cars. The worst thing you can do is to throw up in the back of the car. I have a feeling part of his community service is going to involve washing some police cars. It would serve him right.

I hate it when that happens.

Oh boy I bet they didn't like that at all.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

You have the right to remain incontinent.

I thought the whole purpose of Chi was "to get in the flow" and use the energy wisely...


Thats what I learned in my martial arts....

Piss poor legal strategy.

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