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April 22, 2015

THIS TURNS OUT TO BE ILLEGAL

A Maine woman who was being hauled off to jail is facing even more charges after allegedly tearing apart a police cruiser with her teeth and attempting to head-butt a sheriff's deputy.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Dang! ya can't have any fun anymore!

I'm surprised she had teeth.

Her lawyer later revealed Ms. Grant was 'shadowing' an in the process of arms shipment and got turned around. Stating due to pending negotiations with Khomeni's people, counsel went on to elaborate on the classified nature of her use of teeth by raising his voice in a threatening manner and angrily produced what was thought to be nuclear grade dental floss and warned, "Back Off!"

Shameful ! Such behavior is only allowed in politics.

The Obama administration's Press Secretary kept journalists abreast of the showdown and subsequent arrest by stating, "look away you simple fools before I turn you all to stone."

Guys! She's available.

Just don't buy her drinks. Or coke. YKWIM.

And stay off her lawn.

"So what are you in for?"
"I ate a police car."

Superior dental hygiene or metal dentures.

This was her uncle.

this looks like a job for the canine unit

The only prisoner who can crap a hacksaw.

Bob -

"And creating a nuisance."

Hoping they have a Group W bench.

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