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Alert the Nobel Committee, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2015 at 09:46 AM
Dude. Harsh.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 30, 2015 at 10:07 AM
re: field sobriety test
They can't be that stoned. They found their keys, didn't they?
Posted by: texican | April 30, 2015 at 10:17 AM
Just don't inhale.
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 30, 2015 at 10:20 AM
Like we need THAT.
Posted by: Rob Ford | April 30, 2015 at 11:17 AM
Terrible idea.
Posted by: Raoul Duke, Doctor of Journalism | April 30, 2015 at 11:17 AM
They should be out partying instead.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg | April 30, 2015 at 11:18 AM
Hodor
Posted by: Hodor | April 30, 2015 at 11:27 AM
In vaguely related news, the Italian Army is growing its own "medical" marijuana. http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32531376
Posted by: Peter Metrinko | April 30, 2015 at 12:00 PM
Wasted?
Dude, you're not wasted enough!!!
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2015 at 12:09 PM
I heard a Colorado state representative being interviewed about the adjustments they've made to their DUI law since legalization. The interviewer, who was pretty clearly pro-legalization, asked the rep what kind of tests the Colorado police would use to determine whether a driver had over-imbibed on marijuana. The rep said, "Well, we've trained our officers in a wide range of old Cheech and Chong jokes..."
I think the interviewer is still trying to catch his breath.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2015 at 04:41 PM