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April 21, 2015

THE LIFE OF THE SENIOR CENTER

"Spanx Smuggler," 70, Arrested With Four Pounds Of Cocaine In Her Girdles, Underwear

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Bill Hudgins)

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'crack smuggler' works, too

(_Y_)

No wonder she's so popular with users...and seems to for some reason have more visitors at odd hours...

The public service campaign " Do YOU Know Where Your Cocaine Has Been ? " starts tomorrow.

Didn't Eric Clapton have a song about this?

If you don't wanna hang out, you've got to fit out, cocaine.
You cannot bend down, bend down to the ground, cocaine.

She don't bulge, she don't bulge, she don't bulge. cocaine.

If your stomach is loose, Spanx comes in many hues, cocaine.
When your job is done, but you wanna deal on, cocaine.

She don't bulge, she don't bulge, she don't bulge. cocaine.

If you tone is gone, but you wanna hang on, cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, it can be bad for your back, cocaine.

She don't bulge, she don't bulge, she don't bulge. cocaine.

She don't bulge, she don't bulge, she don't bulge. cocaine.

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