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April 29, 2015

THAT'S ONE THING IT MIGHT MAKE YOU APPEAR

Somebody created an actual Selfie Arm to help you appear less lonely

Selfie-arm

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

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Traveling with a severed arm will boost your street cred.

I gotta get one of those.

"She's armed and dangerous!"

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that....

One can drape it over one's shoulder on the subway home: Like dating the partially visible man.

'course some guys all ready have their own tripod


what?

"For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life..."

coming soon: non-zombie skin tone

Hey, it's Mandy!

If she really didn't want to look lonely...well, they chose the wrong appendage...just sayin'.

Are any other body parts available? I'm asking for a friend.

WOW

I'm going to be spending way too much time dodging questions about my girlfriend's Man Hands.

Edgar?

Will he take her hand in marriage ? I think she's taken his.

White Fang or Black Tooth...?

Not The Craw, The CRAW!

How come all of your pictures look like you are trying to keep your boyfriend from fleeing?

it could come in handie.

What about us men who take selfies... we want a female version (optionally with a honkin' big rock on the ring-finger).

OOPS... do real men even take selfies?

"Yeah, mom, I have a boyfirend. WHo? Well, he's very hand-dee around the house and when I drive. He's a
zombie. Well, I pulled his arm off, and the body left.

No, I don't think that's unusual..."

Hmmm, this reminds me of the Hand, from the Adams Family.

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