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Airplanes Just Got Even More Crowded With New 11-Seat-Across Setup
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
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April 28, 2015
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Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them doggies movin', rawhide....
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2015 at 09:18 AM
I anticipate more urine related headlines due to this.
Posted by: texican | April 28, 2015 at 10:04 AM
All the comforts of a Gemini capsule.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 28, 2015 at 10:33 AM
FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO TEXICAN: pillow? headphones? catheter??
Posted by: direretriever | April 28, 2015 at 11:12 AM
Next month they will eliminate all the seats and sell standing room only!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | April 28, 2015 at 11:26 AM
There's a lot of excess room over the passengers' heads that is WAY underutilized.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 28, 2015 at 11:57 AM
" ...you'll have to climb over not one, but TWO other people on your way to the lavatory. "
Unless you have Popeil's Pocket Bed Pan.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2015 at 12:06 PM
Popeil's pocket bed pan, 4 or 5 Valiums plus some earplugs and I might survive the experience. My fellow passengers might not like the smell and the snoring but they should just get their own.
Posted by: WVPlantman | April 28, 2015 at 12:25 PM
Travel size baby oil is given to every passenger so they can lube up to make it easier to squeeze into your seat.
Next budget airline...Cordwood Air. No seats. Passengers are stacked.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | April 28, 2015 at 12:48 PM
I think I'd enjoy flying baggage class more...
you know, where you are tossed into the baggage hold...
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2015 at 12:58 PM
Soon they'll stow us horizontally. Might be better.
Posted by: Bob | April 28, 2015 at 02:48 PM
@Bob and Gargoyle Socks
Slave Ship Air, where only the strong arrive.
Posted by: texican | April 28, 2015 at 03:29 PM
No thanks, I'll just wait until they get the (Star Trek style) transporters working.
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 28, 2015 at 05:27 PM
I no longer feel as sorry for sardines. Passengers in oil and mustard sauce.
The outer ones handle the oars, the inner have to pedal.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2015 at 09:51 PM
I refuse to fly that bullcrp anymore. They will just lose cutovers doing this BS. I drive, take amtrak or just refuse to go. The airline bottom-line shhhit has pushed me over the edge. I won't fly for any reason anymore. Piss off enough customers and you have no customers. Hello self-driving cars!!!!!!!
Posted by: billb | April 28, 2015 at 10:10 PM