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Foreskin Facials: Would You Try One?
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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April 24, 2015
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Posted by: LeDud | April 24, 2015 at 02:13 PM
Most of the porn sites have a reference to facials?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | April 24, 2015 at 02:20 PM
I've heard that there are many web sites dedicated to this subject. I had no idea babies were involved.
Posted by: 655321 | April 24, 2015 at 02:25 PM
Cindy Crawford's mole could be in jeopardy.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 24, 2015 at 02:35 PM
Overheard in Ashley's boyfriend's locker room:
"So, how was your date with d!ckface last night? Kiss 'er good night?"
Posted by: texican | April 24, 2015 at 02:46 PM
Didn't they open for Madonna?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2015 at 03:12 PM
I can hear the informercials now:
Do you want to be soft as a baby's....
EWWW!!!
Posted by: funny man | April 24, 2015 at 03:53 PM
Apply with a bristle brush
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | April 24, 2015 at 04:05 PM
color me circumspect
Posted by: ligirl | April 24, 2015 at 04:22 PM
Moil oil of olay
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 24, 2015 at 05:02 PM
If you get the treatment, do you have to leave a tip?
Posted by: 9 | April 24, 2015 at 05:54 PM
I can think of no parsing of the phrase "foreskin facial" that is acceptable to normal people.
Posted by: bfwebster | April 24, 2015 at 06:09 PM
Is that a cheesy mustache or some smegma?
Posted by: Heywood | April 24, 2015 at 10:01 PM
If your face lifts for more than 4 hours...
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 24, 2015 at 11:20 PM
But it leaves the recipients a little cock-eyed.
Posted by: Robert | April 25, 2015 at 08:21 PM
I really enjoy all the snippy comments here!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 25, 2015 at 10:59 PM