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April 24, 2015

MOOOOVE OUTTA THE WAY!

Cyborg cow sperm travels 30% faster after a shot of caffeine

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

We saw them open for the Ramones.

 

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Udder chaos.

The milk of non-human kindness?

Be kind, bovine?

30%--thats the percent sales tax i'd like to see on all caffeine purchases for floridians

Is this what you'd call a "spermbot quickie?"

We saw Cyborg Cow Sperm open for the Vagina Monologues.

Even MORE proof that scientists are perverts.

Not gonna read this while I eat lunch.

The Starbucks connection.

They are looking for test dummies, I mean research assistants! Any takers?

Jon, wasn't it the other way around?

But is the increase of the average spermbot velocity for African or European Swallows?

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