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April 14, 2015

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ELMO

Charges dropped against man dressed as Cookie Monster for groping teen since prosecutors aren't sure they nabbed right costumed character

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Steve K.)

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The vic was female, so it couldn't have been Bert or Ernie. I'd put out an APB on that known pig f*cker, Kermit.

This muppet needs to hook up with that lady in Oregon. The one with the bat. His muppet head may offer some protection.

Back in the old days, the pervs didn't take such care with their appearance.

I am sure it was Jeb, or could be that douche Billy Bob Clinton.

I suspect it was Big Bird.

He always seemed just a little too cheerful around the children.

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