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April 02, 2015

HE HAD A LOAD ON

Trucker carrying 80,000 pounds of wine arrested in upstate N.Y. for drunken driving

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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The Gov. will be disgusted if his wine shipment is delayed.

"We will drink now wine before its time....it's time"

"Is there an officer, problem?"


"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"With due respect officer, if this is a hold-up, where;s your gun? (Hic)"

....overheard quotes

"pounds"?

He was just trying to balance the load.

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mudstuffin , according to @nswers.com
A gallon of wine weighs almost the same as pure water. It can weigh a little more or a little less depending upon the type of wine. Sweet wines tend to have a higher specific gravity, so they weigh a bit more per gallon than water, which weighs 8.34 pounds per gallon.

80,000 pounds is calculated at the trucking weigh station and equals approximately 9592 gallons of wine.

All together now..

9600 gallons of wine on the truck,
9600 gallons of wine,
Slosh one down, throw bottles down,
9599 gallons of wine on the truck...

If he was hauling 80K pounds, the truck was overloaded, too, as 80K is the normal limit for vehicle and cargo. Likely it was closer to 45K pounds of cargo.

Wine, do yer stuff.

It had an elegant bouquet.

"Pounds of Wine" WBAGNFARB, methinks

Dammit, funny man, now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day.

alcohaulic ?

wanderer-etc, have a few pounds of wine and you won't have anything in your head except some .. uh .. pounding.

One third that amount of bananas killed a truck driver in Scranton, Pa. Or at least according to Harry Chapin.

I wonder if he had been sampling the cargo. To check the quality, of course.

That's a big box of wine.

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