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He gets points for honesty, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2015 at 09:55 AM
Too sad to pick on.
Posted by: texican | April 28, 2015 at 10:08 AM
That would make a good shirt for the Dave's Holiday Gift Guide. I could see giving that as a gift. (ha)
Posted by: Theresa | April 28, 2015 at 10:36 AM
Bet his mother bought him that hoping it might save him.
Posted by: ubetcha | April 28, 2015 at 10:43 AM
A kingpin member of the Smell's Angels.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 28, 2015 at 11:01 AM
just wear a FLORIDA tee shirt - that'll do
Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2015 at 11:09 AM
Another "dumass"
Posted by: Riverview Dude | April 28, 2015 at 11:22 AM
He reads the NYT editorial page ?
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2015 at 11:55 AM
Don't say you weren't warned.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | April 28, 2015 at 12:40 PM
As Jeff said, he gets points for honesty.
That's a rare quality we wish more of our criminals had...
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2015 at 12:51 PM
and, more importantly, our politicians...
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2015 at 12:52 PM
Nothing to do with the article but Happy Birthday to nursecindy!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2015 at 02:09 PM
...like posing for the picture.
Posted by: tinatalker | April 28, 2015 at 03:10 PM
Ditto Jeff to NC. Hope it's a great day!
Posted by: ubetcha | April 28, 2015 at 03:26 PM
The back of the shirt says, "Hold mah beer and watch this".
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2015 at 09:47 PM
this should be required apparel for all Congress Critters
Posted by: billb | April 28, 2015 at 09:57 PM
The last Congress Critter from Naples probably was wearing one of those when he was busted for cocaine possession. Which merely proves that Naples isn’t just for the rich and famous, it’s also for the poor, dumb, morally, ethically and criminally challenged.
Posted by: Not My Usual Nom de Blog | April 29, 2015 at 07:40 AM