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April 26, 2015


URI officials say they didn’t know guard donkey was pregnant

(Thanks to Monique)


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This is what happens when Secret Service agents party at events hosted by....

Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park: "I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."

*Sending donkey book"Heather Has Two Mommies".*


What do you expect from a bunch of jackasses?

"The university uses the donkeys to protect its goats and sheep from coyotes and feral dogs."
Did they run out of lawyers?

You can't discriminate against pregnant donkeys. It's the law.

Blame Roy and Buck.

So, URI is an agricultural sciences school, these guard donkeys are part of the veterinary medicine program, but no one, NOT ONE, person noticed that Jenny the donkey was pregnant? Um... FAIL.

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