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April 28, 2015

DEPARTMENT OF DECISIONS THAT MAY LATER BE REGRETTED

Dad Gets Massive Tattoo of Baby on His Face

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(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by on April 28, 2015 at 09:04 AM |

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Mo-ron.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2015 at 09:05 AM

Is this the standard model or the fully-loaded pimple package (squeeze its cheeks and it spits up)?

Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 28, 2015 at 09:55 AM

clap clap clap calp
Deep in the heart of Texas!

You make us all soooo proud, son.

Posted by: texican | April 28, 2015 at 10:01 AM

Send this guy a "I Do Dumb Things" t-shirt right now!

Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2015 at 10:16 AM

That is one homely baby. Just sayin'.

Posted by: ubetcha | April 28, 2015 at 10:40 AM

Tattoos I don't care for at all. If he was so proud a T-shirt would of been fine

Posted by: Theresa | April 28, 2015 at 10:40 AM

years from now he may regret this, but he'll always have his 'babyface'

Posted by: direretriever | April 28, 2015 at 10:41 AM

humph

kids today - gettin' all up in their parent's face . . .

- used to be more like this

Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2015 at 10:42 AM

He can wear one earring for his ear and the tatoo.

Posted by: OldPhil | April 28, 2015 at 11:15 AM

When he goes back to prison, he will be known as Babyface.

Posted by: Alien8 | April 28, 2015 at 11:42 AM

He is now eligible to work in a bookstore or goth store....both of which are having difficuties staying profitable.

Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2015 at 12:27 PM

Looks like the next Stephen King novel...

"Danny Two Face" and something about being possessed by a tattoo?

(And now my eyes burn....)

Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2015 at 12:48 PM

I guess he's planning on having no more than two kids. Never mind. I don't think this guy does a whole lot of planning.

Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | April 28, 2015 at 12:52 PM

gargoyle - i think he has enough cheeks for 4

(_i_)

Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2015 at 01:57 PM

Send him to Oregon. He'll fit right in.

Posted by: Dave M | April 28, 2015 at 02:24 PM

Hang on to those parental rights, kid.

Posted by: Bob | April 28, 2015 at 02:46 PM

Someone actually had sex with this doofus?

Posted by: Mikey123 | April 28, 2015 at 02:57 PM

This guy is living proof that cavemen had sex with dinosaurs.

Posted by: ImNotDave | April 28, 2015 at 04:59 PM

He may become a trifle angry when his GF tells him the child isn't his..

Posted by: PirateBoy | April 28, 2015 at 06:59 PM

Dave M, back off mate. Oregon is full of poor hard-working normal people. There are some young freak-idiots in Portland that largely came from where you-all live. And take back all the mobs of the hobos too. Just because we are kind folks, does not mean all you trash should come here.

Posted by: billb | April 28, 2015 at 10:30 PM

He can tell people it's a birthmark. Get it? A birthmark! Ha ha ha! I kill me.

Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 29, 2015 at 07:31 AM

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