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Mo-ron.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2015 at 09:05 AM
Is this the standard model or the fully-loaded pimple package (squeeze its cheeks and it spits up)?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 28, 2015 at 09:55 AM
clap clap clap calp
Deep in the heart of Texas!
You make us all soooo proud, son.
Posted by: texican | April 28, 2015 at 10:01 AM
Send this guy a "I Do Dumb Things" t-shirt right now!
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2015 at 10:16 AM
That is one homely baby. Just sayin'.
Posted by: ubetcha | April 28, 2015 at 10:40 AM
Tattoos I don't care for at all. If he was so proud a T-shirt would of been fine
Posted by: Theresa | April 28, 2015 at 10:40 AM
years from now he may regret this, but he'll always have his 'babyface'
Posted by: direretriever | April 28, 2015 at 10:41 AM
humph
kids today - gettin' all up in their parent's face . . .
- used to be more like this
Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2015 at 10:42 AM
He can wear one earring for his ear and the tatoo.
Posted by: OldPhil | April 28, 2015 at 11:15 AM
When he goes back to prison, he will be known as Babyface.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 28, 2015 at 11:42 AM
He is now eligible to work in a bookstore or goth store....both of which are having difficuties staying profitable.
Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2015 at 12:27 PM
Looks like the next Stephen King novel...
"Danny Two Face" and something about being possessed by a tattoo?
(And now my eyes burn....)
Posted by: funny man | April 28, 2015 at 12:48 PM
I guess he's planning on having no more than two kids. Never mind. I don't think this guy does a whole lot of planning.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | April 28, 2015 at 12:52 PM
gargoyle - i think he has enough cheeks for 4
(_i_)
Posted by: ligirl | April 28, 2015 at 01:57 PM
Send him to Oregon. He'll fit right in.
Posted by: Dave M | April 28, 2015 at 02:24 PM
Hang on to those parental rights, kid.
Posted by: Bob | April 28, 2015 at 02:46 PM
Someone actually had sex with this doofus?
Posted by: Mikey123 | April 28, 2015 at 02:57 PM
This guy is living proof that cavemen had sex with dinosaurs.
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 28, 2015 at 04:59 PM
He may become a trifle angry when his GF tells him the child isn't his..
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 28, 2015 at 06:59 PM
Dave M, back off mate. Oregon is full of poor hard-working normal people. There are some young freak-idiots in Portland that largely came from where you-all live. And take back all the mobs of the hobos too. Just because we are kind folks, does not mean all you trash should come here.
Posted by: billb | April 28, 2015 at 10:30 PM
He can tell people it's a birthmark. Get it? A birthmark! Ha ha ha! I kill me.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 29, 2015 at 07:31 AM