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April 17, 2015

BOTH THE PARROT AND THE COFFEE PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Pennsylvania woman blames parrot and coffee for crashing her car

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Charles Cates, DaninDallas and Jon Harris)

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I blame Juan Valdez.

*limps back on the geezer bus*

Shoddy reporting. Is the parrot deceased?

It's pining for the Fjords.

I've heard of "hen-pecked", a rather deragatory term and state of affairs. But "parrot-pecked" is apparently a real thing.


Especially if it's had too much Starbucks espresso.

Do you think she was driving a Kea ? (obscure joke reference

This is exactly why I don't take my parrot out for rides in the car. Plus he's a terrible backseat driver.

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