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April 18, 2015

AMERICA TACKLES THE ISSUES

A drunken argument over whether Android or Apple smartphones were superior turned violent early today when two Oklahoma roommates began assaulting each other during the bloody telecommunications debate.

(Thanks to funny man, Jeff Meyerson and Charles Cates)

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Can you hear me NOW, d!ckhead?

The judge and jury will rule, as they must, that Apple is clearly the superior product.

Any $(#* moron already knows this.


Apple guy didn't have his Jedi mind tricks down. "These are not the droids you want" line went flat.

Roommates?

Kind of like Hilary and Jeb, IYKWIM....

They were separated to neutral corners, i.e. their moms' basements.

Budwiser wins again.

*snork* at Jeff

Is there a stabbing app for that?

Less filling Tastes great suddenly seems like an intellectual conversation

Bloody Telecommunications Debate WBAGNFA heavy metal band.

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