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April 17, 2015


Wolverine tranquilized at New Jersey airport after chewing through cage

(Thanks to Azaliah Yadinah-Parker and Jon Harris)


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I saw Tranquilised Wolverine open for Metallica.

Spokesman Joe Petangelo is a funny guy, having some fun at the super-inquisitive journalist’s expense:
Journalist: Why do you suppose he chewed through his carrier?
Joe: “He was agitated.”
Journalist: Why?
Joe: “He’s winging his way to Alaska – I don’t know if it’s a movie flight.”
Journalist: Can you describe the wolverine to me?
Joe: “dark brown, a European (not African) wolverine. Very continental.”

Someone call Stan Lee, STAT!

Sounds like a more exciting plot development than the last movie.

I can see it now, Sharknado 4! Wolverines on a Plane! It practically writes itself.

On a related note, an Honor Flight of WWII and Korean War Vets is leaving the Anchorage Airport today. I wonder if they will cross paths with the wolverine?

This was pretty much the plot of "Les Mis", wasn't it?

M go Blue

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