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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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I'll have a bourbon. Hold the suckling pig.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | March 24, 2015 at 11:07 AM
A VodPrawnKen is a traditional way to celebrate spring
Posted by: poker | March 24, 2015 at 11:16 AM
*Books trip to Wisconsin*
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 24, 2015 at 11:18 AM
Now I know where padraig has been lately.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2015 at 11:49 AM
A friend who has eaten there tells me he has seen someone order the fully-loaded cheeseburger Bloody Mary but not the fried chicken one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2015 at 11:58 AM
What... no cheese ?!
Posted by: Clankie | March 24, 2015 at 12:34 PM
I'll just have a Diet Coke.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 24, 2015 at 12:51 PM
It sounds like the setup to a bad joke: How do you suck a chicken through a straw?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 24, 2015 at 01:14 PM
silly pirateboy - everyone knows it's turkey in the straw (haw haw haw!)
Posted by: ligirl | March 24, 2015 at 01:32 PM
That joke drew a technical fowl, ligirl.
I'd call you on it, but I'm chicken.
Didn't Dave win a pullet surprise a few times?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 24, 2015 at 02:09 PM
"Pullet surprise" sounds like something that guy from Minnesota would serve at the office.
Posted by: 655321 | March 24, 2015 at 02:44 PM
Seriously, it's a bargain price for a dinner for four!
Posted by: Digger | March 24, 2015 at 03:57 PM
We're gonna need a bigger hangover.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | March 24, 2015 at 05:29 PM
The perfect tonic to guarantee...
you miss work the next day...
your sugar level goes wack-kay...
your cholesterol spokes and solifies...
you won't need any fries...
Bueller? Care to try ???
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2015 at 06:06 PM
What's in the "Virgin Mary" version of this--McNuggets?
Posted by: K | March 24, 2015 at 07:01 PM
@K - Tofu
Posted by: markhh | March 24, 2015 at 08:58 PM
one for the road?
Posted by: @ozziedollar | March 24, 2015 at 09:25 PM
Original or extra crispy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2015 at 09:42 PM
Hail Mary, full of grease....
Posted by: Ralph | March 24, 2015 at 11:43 PM
Happy hour specials ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 25, 2015 at 12:31 PM