WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Flatulent cows deliver blow to environment, wind conference hears
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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March 31, 2015
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Super colon blow.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 31, 2015 at 02:31 PM
Flatulent cows deliver blow
*another rim shot!*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2015 at 02:33 PM
Keep them away from the blue dye, otherwise they may moo'ed indigo.
*Flam tap*
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 31, 2015 at 02:41 PM
Why not send all the cows to CERN so that when they create their black holes and open a doorway to the parallel universe, the cow flatulence will get sucked in and sent out of our universe. That way we can save our gravity and have cleaner air to breathe, too.
Posted by: C. Robbin | March 31, 2015 at 03:19 PM
Take your big, black cow and go home.
Posted by: Steely Dan Fan | March 31, 2015 at 03:47 PM
Just feed them pumpkin seeds and wait for the rectal bezoars to form.
Posted by: Heywood | March 31, 2015 at 03:57 PM
"Flatulent cows deliver blow"
So much for the war on drugs.
Posted by: poker | March 31, 2015 at 04:08 PM
I thought we solved this problem in '12....
Posted by: Bessie | March 31, 2015 at 04:27 PM
The cows were single and female, as it was a no-bull idea.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 31, 2015 at 04:39 PM
I saw them open for Phish.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2015 at 06:03 PM
Would a cow frat have a lot of fart lighting contests?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2015 at 07:21 PM
What's worse: " Cattle toots " or thousands of hysterical global warming lectures ? You decide.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2015 at 08:12 PM
Damnit, the problem is eructation, not flatulence. The reporter doesn't know his ass from his mouth.
Posted by: Ralph | April 01, 2015 at 12:46 AM